It’s summer time which means going to BBQ’s and enjoying the outdoors. I thought I would channel my inner summerself and see what it would feel like to be a piggy on a skewer. I had my swimsuit on and my daisy dukes, and got to work on my favorite beach towel. I tied my ankles to one end of the skewer and then my ass and upper body to the other end. I secured my knees to the pole in the middle, wanted to make sure I couldn’t leave that pole. Too bad I didn’t have any apples to shove in my mouth, but I gagged myself pretty well. Finally tied my wrists together, which is harder than you think. I was ready for roasting. Too bad I couldn’t be dangled from the ceiling like this.
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